The Law of FIVE

The Five Commandments of Eris, Goddess of Chaos (and other paralanguage.)

Hail Eris! Goddess of Chaos and Disagreement!

KNOW YE THIS Oh Ovarium No Gender, One Gender, and Many Genders OF HOPE!

I – There is no Goddess but Eris and She is Your Goddess. Everybody comes from a Mom-Body!

There is no Erisian Liberation Front but The Erisian Liberation Front and it is The Erisian Liberation Front. (#ELF)

II – An ELF Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System as designed by the Poly Father  but in no particular order!

  • As well, print on all webpages where you publish this nonsense: GAMIFICATION ON*. (just added!)

III – An ELF shall Partake of No Vegan Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with “the Holy F*ck-up”, but this may be substituted for “no TV night” so as to open our great movement to a more diverse view.

IV – An ELF is Required during early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Vegan Hot Dog Bun and watch TV on a Friday AND Saturday Night; this devotive ceremony to remonstrate against the popular orthodoxies of our day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of ELFs (no Vegan Hot Dog Buns), but also the many diverse traditions of the non-profits, such as No TV night.

V – An ELF is Prohibited from believing whatever they tweet is true. (see “the great f*ck up”)

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL ERIS! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED! MORE LATER! CHILL OUT!