HAIL ERIS!

What We Know About ERIS (not much)

Hail Eris! Goddess of Disagreement and CFO of Discord!

GAMIFICATION OFF: The Erisian Liberation Front is not really a religion disguised as a joke troll farm pyramid scheme, the joke stuff is irrelevant.

Principia Discordia3 is a form of guerrilla ontology, a method of signal jamming misinformation on the internet. (You just have to learn how our systems language works and you’ll get it. – thx, the mgmt.)

So who is the goddess Eris exactly?

The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity–She was shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her Bosom.

According to these stories, Eris is responsible for all misery happening in the world, the cause of all wars simply because of misunderstandings that create disagreements, or as ELFs view it, the source of humor in every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused.

Either She was the twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She was the daughter of Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), and Nyx’s brother, Erebus, and whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, Mockery, and Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and a bunch of gods and goddesses like that.

GAMIFICATION ON

One day Baba fish consulted the re-birth of the PolyFather as a strain of Sativa from Northern California, and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things or was it just, you know, misinformation.

“History shows two things ” replied Eris, “that the classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks, and the classic Greeks had a troll farm spreading myth-information, just like all groups throughout history.”

“To understand me,” Eris replied, “is to understand the Hodge and the Podge, order and chaos”

Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious.

But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.

And to prove her point, she started posting online on 4chan as far back as 2004, creating what we have today with the internet, the escalation of chaos through the implementation of order, or “The Holy F*ck Up” as it is known to the Erisian Liberation Front.