From the Head Office of The Illuminatus Social Tracking Network

Since the Holy F*ck up and THE DEAL, all ELFS shall be required to PUBLISH that GAMIFICATION IS ON on all ELF manuals and social media channels that publish this rubbish. They are not, however, required to explain what that means. (If someone asks you what it means, you can respond with “If I have to …

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