How the internet was lost.
Message from: High Intelligence Productions; viral marketing division mgmt. To: All ELFs. Subject: James Brown, man, c’mon! Often in social media, especially Twitter, we are confronted with some fella or another whistling the James Brown View of History or the JBV. What all of these tweets on social media are missing when they post this …
Read moreThe “James Brown View of History” viral marketing campaign. (The JBV!)
The Ipissimus Boo Bah of The Erisian Liberation Front, Groucho Marx See reference below fnord
Many assume that the Discord of Eris is somehow related to Discord, inc the VOIP, messaging and forum distribution platform. This is causing a lot of confusion, which is perfect if one is an Erisian, for we are here to make sense of non-sense. Discord, Inc is a messaging platform, it is not a joke …
Read moreELF transparency report: Discord, Discordianism, differences.
================================= Jor: you serious or wut Babafish: Ha! I am a Discordian ELF and virologist for the Erisian Liberation Front! Exactly like our Paddy-father Mordecai the Foul, I sometimes take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Clever, eh? Jor: Yeah, clever in the 1970s. You just copied and pasted that from Principia Discordia! You’re …
Read moreEXPLOSIVE INTERVIEW: Jor Hogan the Hoof DESTROYS Baba-fish in popular podcast
One day in 2015 when The great goddess Eris appeared to Babafish on the world wide web, the profit wept. “The Web cannot be trusted. It’s not funny any more, Hail Eris. Please stop.” Next the goddess revealed to Babafish the wisdom of the Art of the Fake Pseudoscience. “So make it funny again.” Said …
WARNING: TRIGGER WORDS are secret FNORD HOLES! LEARN TO BREAK WORDS! “Profit and prophet” is an example of a Fnord hole! There are FNORD HOLES EVERYWHERE! Learn how to unlock the code of the FNORD HOLES by breaking words. Not knot! Is Babafish “Non- profit” and “prophet” or “profit” and “non-prophet”? Get it? This confused …
ELFs put the fun back in non-fungible! Big idea: Save Gas! Save Energy! Stop all wars before they start! Art + Math = Robots Since there has been so much confusion about Non-Fungible Tokens, our movement is now providing language that can explain it to the Web 2.0 brains. There are only three types of …
Subject: Main message to push across social media Hi team 🙂 Erisian Liberation Front Wellness Yoga and Fake Pseudoscience Manual by Kava Babafish (and friends) is finally ready for distribution! We got THE DEAL of the century! The Master Meme Fnord was revealed by Eris, Goddess of Chaos to the prophet Babafish like ages …
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Vaccinations are some of the most clever hoaxes on the web devised by Eris during the Holy F*ck up; an exemplary type of fake pseudoscience as revealed by the Erisian Liberation Front Wellness Yoga and Fake Pseudoscience Manual. The trick to understanding how to perform the wellness yoga of the fake pseudoscience lies in knowing …
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